Zine Bundle - 18 Zines - Short Stories - Movies - Haiku - Sticky Notes - Sketchbook - buying Comic - Cut Text - Memes - Stream of Consciousness

This is a smaller collection of just my zines! There are 18 in this zine bundle- they range in price from 1 to 5 dollars, so this bundle comes at a discount. Many of these are not listed individually on Etsy, and I typically only sell them at zine conventions. If you like art, sketchbook work, short stories, movies, comics, stream of consciousness writing, cut text, sticky note art, memes, and haiku, this bundle has all of the things!

VAMPIRE JUJITSU
A short, cut-text story about Vampires, Jujitsu, and Cosmic Horses. This is a 6 page zine, and it's new! Made in 2020.

I STILL CALL THEM MACROS
Another new zine, made in 2020- a 22 page buying zine compiling all of the macros and other meme-like things I have made and never really posted online.

THIS BOOK IS NOT FOR YOU (Unless It Is)
This zine is also from 2020- 10 pages of late night drawings and stream of consciousness writing.

DOGDOG COMEDY SHOW
A 10 page collection of my the only comic I think I've ever made.

SHORT STORIES & FLASH FICTION COLLECTION
Do you like short stories about flaming buses and awards for spies? Do you like writing that is "weird?" Absurd? Irreal? Maybe something with a slight touch of horror? This zine/chapbook collection contains 5 short stories by my wife (contained in 3 zines) and 11 works of flash fiction written by me over an unremembered span of time (contained in 1 zine)

- Baby Carrot & The Patissier Zine: A man confronts a baby carrot that his wife brought home in the first story, and in the second story, a wife begins to wonder if her husband, a busy and successful patissier (pastry chef), may be having an affair. 20 pages on 28 lb. paper with 65 lb. cardstock cover.

- Keep Out of Reach of Children Zine: A father and daughter have an encounter with a strange object he finds on his way home. 22 pages on 28 lb. paper with 65 lb. cardstock cover.

- The Follow Game & The Chemist Zine: In the first story, a woman is talking a walk when a stranger seems to be following her, and in the second story, a man tries to produce a love potion but can't quite get it right. 25 pages on 28 lb. paper with a 65 lb. cardstock cover.

HAIKU COLLECTION
A pair of haiku zines! If you're into poetry about things I saw when I looked out the window, watch out! This bundle contains two mini zines, each containing 9 haiku. To make it a little more interesting, I used letters cut out of mailers and magazines to assemble everything, giving it a ransom note quality. It took many, many hours. I dreamed about cut out letters for many, many days. I managed to get 2 volumes assembled before giving up on making any future books.

I also used ink to grunge it up, giving it some real zazz, before I photocopied them.

Some of the haiku have illustrations around them. That's 18 painstakingly assembled cut text haiku for 10 dollars, I don't even know what the cost per haiku breaks down to, it's some crazy small amount. Coins! All of the zine titles are hand-written, too. I don't know why I insist on using tape and personally hand-writing on my zines, but I do. I think they look nice. I know, it's poetry, but it's haiku about worms, and raccoons, and stuff, so maybe it's fun, I don't know.

You get:

- Haiku Volume 1: 20 pages with 9 haiku (two pages spreads), approx. 5.25x4.125 inches
- Haiku Volume 2: 20 pages with 9 haiku (two pages spreads), approx. 5.25x4.125 inches

BM ENTHUSIASTS MISREMEMBERED MOVIES COLLECTION
A set of four zines reviewing classic movies, but conflating details, confusing actors, and even weaving other movies into the narrative. These are 14 pages, approx. 5.5x8.5 inches each.

You get:

- #1 Abe Lincoln Vampire Hunter
- #2 Cabin in the Woods
- #3 Steel Dawn
- #4 Assassin's Creed 3 The Tyranny of King George

NOTES FROM WORK COLLECTION
When I had an office job, I spent a lot of time drawing on sticky notes, because we always had them in the office, and they were the only thing that I could draw on where it sort of looked like I was actually doing work. I kept nearly all of these drawings, and compiled some of my favorites into a set of 4 zines.

You get:

- all four volumes of Notes From Work (22 pages each on 28 lb paper, cover is 32 lb paper)

The first volume of Notes From Work also has an original sticky note drawing fixed to the inside cover, and a hand-written title on the front cover.

GARBAGE JUICE CD
A 6 page zine printed on cardstock (CD booklet), a numbered CD (for your CD ROM!) with an original drawing, a short story (located behind the CD), approximately 5 files of who-knows-what.