Product code: Cow buying Mutilation
Welp, looks like those pesky gray aliens are up to their shenanigans. Mutilating poor cows, and then buying hiding when their wrongdoings are discovered.
Aliens are such cowards!
If it's not abducting people in the middle of the pitch black night and planting a screen memory in their brains so they don't remember anything, it's mutilating animals and then hiding behind hay bales! (Like the gray is doing in this Strange Little Land.)
RIDICULOUS! We need to STAND UP to those pesky aliens!! Show them we aren't going to take their tomfoolery anymore!
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