Man cave or she shed pointing sign, buying HELL FIRE & BRIMSTONE hand-cut Lord of the Rings Shire red lettering on rustic live edge Hemlock wood

HELL FIRE & BRIMSTONE sign handmade in Solitude Valley on a natural Hemlock wood slab that measures give or take about 24-1/2” wide, 8-3/4” tall and 1" thick. An exterior all-weather urethane finish makes this an indoor or outdoor sign that will hold up in any weather. This sign sure would look cool pointing to your special hidey hole where unwelcome folks are gonna catch hell.

This sign is already made; it's one of a kind, in stock and ready to ship. So you should just up and buy it, because it's been fantasizing about a home like yours to hang around in. We can also make you a custom one kind of like this for a few more bucks and it can say dang near anything you want. Just send an Etsy email or custom order and we will create one special for you.

We use rustic wood from trees that died of natural causes, primitive wood, salvaged barn wood & beams, dumpster diver vintage or even store-bought if you insist. WE DON'T USE AUTOMATED TOOLS OR JUST PAINT ON FADE-AWAY LETTERS. We hand route our last almost forever letters into the wood. That's the old-fashioned way and as Mother Nature intended, colors, textures, and character are different for every piece of wood we use buying. Sorry but, the sign stand, trees and river in the background of our pictures are not included. Use the coffee cup pictured to help visualize the size.

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